listed below is a whole bunch of stuff to impress people ( skills, past clients & technology used in the portfolio pieces ).
Flash, Flex, PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, AJAX, Javascript, Actionscript, Objective-C / Cocoa-Touch.
apple. adobe. canon. coda. textmate. panic transmit. blinkbid. ibank. cultured code.
starbucks. screen printing. letterpress. toyota. BART. geocaching. flip flops.
rob bell. donald miller. anne lamott. brad ellgen.
in and out. chino bandido. cheba hut. pita jungle.
“If you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. If you are, honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich. ” - t.t.
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listed below is a whole bunch of stuff to impress people ( skills, past clients & technology used in the portfolio pieces ).
clients
good at
Flash, Flex, PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, AJAX, Javascript, Actionscript, Objective-C / Cocoa-Touch.
endorse
apple. adobe. canon. coda. textmate. panic transmit. blinkbid. ibank. cultured code.
starbucks. screen printing. letterpress. toyota. BART. geocaching. flip flops.
rob bell. donald miller. anne lamott. brad ellgen.
in and out. chino bandido. cheba hut. pita jungle.
thoughts on IE6
“If you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. If you are, honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich. ”
- t.t.